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Above: The Cwip and Male's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Cwip and Male's Nuthouse
June 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 22".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 12 until something like April 24.
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