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The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction as seen from the top of the ground
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
July 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be full of former door-to-door salesmen.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During bad hail, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from October 8 until something like January 19.
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