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The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction at park opening
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
May 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could point at pioneers.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29 millimeters (or 14.5 millimeters and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
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