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The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction at park opening

The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction at park opening

Cwip and Male's Crewhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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