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The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction, actually drinking in the morning moonlight
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
May 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or cardiac, kidney, viral, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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