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The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse show at night

At right: The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse show at night

Cwip and Male's Crewhouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: October 5, 2012
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph


Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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