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Benji's detective-festering photo of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
October 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (by "Wooden Automobile" Facebook page, 2014)
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to enjoy this .
- The reference to buttons is a sly pun.
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