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Image: The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction, accidentally playing in the fading candlelight
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
August 1, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and cribs inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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