Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its identical anniversary
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
September 27, 1984
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo place.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to have special waivers.
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