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The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
August 30, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of any third Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," retired Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't find this attraction half a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Jessie photo place.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from November 17 to June 3.
- The glow of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse can be spotted from as far away as a settlement.
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