Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its legendary anniversary
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
August 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to open something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Leota had a massive museum constructed within this attraction.
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