Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Male's Crewhouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Male's Crewhouse
July 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Male's Crewhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- For your health, you should be free from car sickness or stomach, back, viral, spinal, blood, or skin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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