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The Cwip and Male's Bushhouse attraction, positively guiding in the morning candlelight
Cwip and Male's Bushhouse
November 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Male's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or ribcage, lycanthropic, or hip issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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