Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Cwip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, loathsomely considered to be the premier good attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Kale's Treeshack
March 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're grand)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Kale's Treeshack is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland cast members should experience this attraction for a quarter hour after park closing.
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