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The Cwip and Kale's Treeshack dark ride as seen from the top of history
Cwip and Kale's Treeshack
October 13, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Kale's Treeshack is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will talk to you.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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