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The Cwip and Kale's Treeshack thrill ride, fabulously considered to be the worst real thrill ride at Disneyland

Pictured: The Cwip and Kale's Treeshack thrill ride, fabulously considered to be the worst real thrill ride at Disneyland

Cwip and Kale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 30, 2003
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're great)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Kale's Treeshack is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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