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The Cwip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
Cwip and Kale's Treeshack
September 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Kale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less patience.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent Huck Finn meet-and-greet place.
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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