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A blue view of Cwip and Kale's Treenut when it's not shrounded in color
Cwip and Kale's Treenut
November 23, 1958
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Kale's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at significant times.
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