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A brilliant view of Cwip and Kale's Treehovel when it's covered in discipline
Cwip and Kale's Treehovel
December 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Kale's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Youngest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from personal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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