Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Kale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Cwip and Kale's Treehovel
December 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Kale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph location.
- Minimum height 19".
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Contains antique scenes.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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