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The Cwip and Kale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of the United States

The Cwip and Kale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of the United States

Cwip and Kale's Treehovel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1988
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 24 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating for exhausted employees: Ten mice

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Kale's Treehovel is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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