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The Cwip and Kale's Planthouse attraction during construction

The Cwip and Kale's Planthouse attraction during construction

Cwip and Kale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1981
Duration: Subjectively eternal
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Three magics

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Kale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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