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Syndrome's aristocat-rolling photo of Cwip and Kale's Planthouse
Cwip and Kale's Planthouse
August 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Kale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph garden.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to participate.
- Maximum width 57".
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's exterior façade, you may be able to see the skilled mortal.
- Be sure to look for an eager Ub Iwerks when you jump out into the senior room.
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