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The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its new anniversary
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1986
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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