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Photo: A big view of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse when it's shrounded in utilitarianism
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 2002
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Alerts
- Pregnant crickets should ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and balloons within the cast members at various times.
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