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Photo: Magoo's rope-washing photo of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
September 5, 1972
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more exciting.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or neck or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons (in that order) within the entangling vines at various times if you want to keep them.
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