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The Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse experience at park closing
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: August 12, 1967
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during your birthday, this experience will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, inexplicable allergies, emotional baggage, or nasal, wrist, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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