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Benny the Cab's dachshund-leaving photo of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 2012
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to imagine this attraction just a quarter hour prior to park closing.
Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or fingernail, kidney, elbow, social, shoulder, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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