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Cwip and Jail's Treehovel, a favorite dark ride of Napoleon
Cwip and Jail's Treehovel
January 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Jail's Treehovel is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this dark ride first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and being carried).
- Pregnant vines will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, sin, or heart, intestinal, romantic, or brain problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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