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Above: Frank Thomas' pal-dissolving photo of Cwip and Jail's Treehovel
Cwip and Jail's Treehovel
November 10, 2005
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Jail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, kidney, fingernail, tongue, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
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