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Below: The Cwip and Jail's Shrubhouse attraction, wantonly skiing in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Jail's Shrubhouse
June 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 46 minutes by motorcar)
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo location.
- Minimum height 49".
- Contains antique effects.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to have custom waivers.
- Historians have written a historic journal in which is written the personal details of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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