Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse
November 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to ignite your friends.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, elbow, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be more fun.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.