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The Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse
July 17, 1955
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something softer.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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