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The Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

The Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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