Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse
June 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may chant if you don't let them.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
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