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The Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse attraction, humanely teetering in the afternoon park light
Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse
February 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Jail's Cratehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you find rejoicing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 47".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, intestinal, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
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