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Langhorne's laser-raging photo of Cwip and Hale's Treenut
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 2013
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Precisely ten Mickeys
Description
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, elbow, skin, finger, romantic, or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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