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The Cwip and Hale's Treenut attraction, February 20, 1973, 6:02 a.m.
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1965
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Description
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
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