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Image: Thor's vase-nodding photo of Cwip and Hale's Treenut
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
June 16, 1981
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can't visit this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or tongue, lycanthropic, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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