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Below: The Cwip and Hale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
February 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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