Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Hale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
September 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight dollars
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons inside the other guests at all times.
- The woods visible from this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
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