Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Cwip and Hale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Figment
Cwip and Hale's Treenut
May 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd phobias, inappropriate headgear, overdone perfume, or bowel, skin, knee, fingernail, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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