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The Cwip and Hale's Treenest attraction during construction
Cwip and Hale's Treenest
June 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- One of the paddles was constructed to evoke in memory of Horace Horsecollar.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
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