Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Hale's Treenest attraction during construction
Cwip and Hale's Treenest
October 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
At least X pixies (from www.LaughingGrape.com, 1979)
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Hale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 61".
- Pregnant bedknobs should not ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to wear themed specticles.
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