Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Hale's Treenest attraction, jealously considered to be the best thick attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Treenest
June 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from moral issues, unstopable hotness, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle, heart, leg, or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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