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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse adventure, untimely considered to be the only professional adventure at Disneyland

The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse adventure, untimely considered to be the only professional adventure at Disneyland

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 13, 1994
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Designed by: Hyperactive infants

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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