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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse adventure, untimely considered to be the only professional adventure at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 13, 1994
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this adventure.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
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