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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a star

The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a star

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1983
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Foreigners

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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