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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a star
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs while taking them on this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No food or snacks permitted.
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