Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, July 3, 1981, 4:42 a.m.
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with underground bugs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and with a super attractive adult).
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains antique characters.
- No running or drinks permitted.
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