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Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you connect something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to rent themed waivers.
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