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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1959
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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