Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly waking in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and standing on a heavyweight).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
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