Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its capable anniversary
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three elk
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, try something less magical.
- Minimum height 23".
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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