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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier brilliant attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier brilliant attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1987
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Ten thumbs down

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.

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