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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (by "The Architect" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to ride this attraction for a quarter hour after less important people.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive sports-only Speakeasy 87 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is mandatory.
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