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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, July 3, 1981, 4:42 a.m.

Photo: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, July 3, 1981, 4:42 a.m.

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1970
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Recommended for: First-time physicians

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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