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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve orbiters.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from August 6 until perhaps December 1.
- On its second year before its last refurbishment, the Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse almost was borded up.
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