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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of England

The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of England

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 2002
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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