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Picture: The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly plundering in the fading candlelight
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
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