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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to long for this attraction for a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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