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Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
Not targeted at:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions within the entangling vines at all times.
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