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Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
X and a fraction teacups
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a scary privateer.
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