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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary

The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1997
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four happy faces (by "The Architect" Twitter stream)

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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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