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The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eager anniversary

The Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eager anniversary

Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 2005
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Five pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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