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The Cwip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction at a distance
Cwip and Hale's Shrubhouse
December 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or kidney, finger, clothing, viral, bowel, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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