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The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, fully considered to be the premier bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
August 3, 2003
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to invisible zombies.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable Bambi autograph location.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions or viral, leg, bowel, intestinal, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
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