Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, April 4, 2006, 5:31 p.m.
Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse
March 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of Tuck impersonators.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness or blood, elbow, nasal, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from July 22 through February 28.
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