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The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse show during repairs

Above: The Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse show during repairs

Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: March 4, 1991
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Rating: Ten and a smidge princesses


Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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