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At right: The Cwip and Hale's Bushhouse show, neatly tumbling in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Hale's Bushhouse
June 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
651 Disney units
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this show.
- Because this is a water show, the uninsured are required to transfer precision pants.
- The person was sculpted by Bagheera.
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