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A wacky view of Cwip and Gale's Treetent when it's not shrounded in antagonists
Cwip and Gale's Treetent
June 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Gale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to former guests.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Blackbeard meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too startling for young chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts or finger, bowel, leg, attention-span, lung, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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