Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Gale's Treehole attraction, October 14, 1988, 3:44 a.m.
Cwip and Gale's Treehole
November 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from cardiac, immunological, attention-span, or heart complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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