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The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse dark ride, July 9, 1991, 3:09 p.m.

The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse dark ride, July 9, 1991, 3:09 p.m.

Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 3, 1988
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating for employees: Zero fairies

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.

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