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The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, July 30, 2003, 5:27 p.m.
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something softer.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from August 9 until about December 17.
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