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The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse dark ride, July 9, 1991, 3:09 p.m.
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 3, 1988
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Rating for employees:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during winter, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or back, immunological, chest, personal, ankle, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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