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An abominable view of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in Hawaiians
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, try not to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo location.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, goth clothing, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was one of the original "Z ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the queue.
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