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Picture: A gold view of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 7, 1983
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before fighting this attraction, you'll want to experience something calmer.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers might try to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a quarter hour before its closing.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The picture of props is an inside joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
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