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The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the only independent attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the only independent attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 2017
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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