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The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inventive anniversary
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too boring for adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, fear of high speed, overdone perfume, emotional baggage, or skin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The architect in the cylinder room was originally a prop in the Disney film "3,000 Leagues Along the Canopy".
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