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Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 9, 2015
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Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Alerts
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The picture of people is an obvious anachronism.
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