Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, April 30, 1977, 12:51 p.m.
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Be sure to hold your head and strollers away from the cast members at all times.
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