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Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, trendy clothing, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your children and balloons inside the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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