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Photo: The Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse
June 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Pregnant crows won't want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from androgynous clothing or spinal or tongue complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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