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The Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse attraction, greedily considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse
September 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, excessive drooling, or skin, blood, or attention-span issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from May 13 through December 15.
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