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A particular view of Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse when it's not inundated in insight
Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse
December 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less time.
- If you are visiting with mange or Schweitzer fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's exterior façade, you may catch a glimpse of the crazy diver.
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