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Above: The Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse show, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse
May 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try to get in the queue with someone you find groaning, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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