Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse
April 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 19 tonnes.
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Youngest guest must be at least 50" tall.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to buy themed specticles.
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