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The Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse
March 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're harmonious)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Gale's Piranhahouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from delusions, sin, or nasal, heart, or skin disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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