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The Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse experience, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse
April 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 26 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this experience multiple times.
- After going on this experience, find something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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