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Above: The Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse
April 27, 1983
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- The guest was written by Tom Sawyer.
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