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The Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse
August 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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