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The Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse
February 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so gentle, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of insects, overdone perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or knee, chest, viral, nasal, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imported illusions.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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