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The Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, neatly considered to be the worst safe attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse
September 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent farm animals.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to have safety waivers.
- At one location in the background, you can see a hint of a future attraction.
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