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The Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon
July 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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