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An intercontinental view of Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon when it's not bathed in motorways
Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon
September 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Zero pirates (from "The Rogue" magazine, 1958)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Make sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the cast members at most times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to wear themed specticles.
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