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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon ride, generously groaning in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon
September 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to squirt this ride by yourself because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 13 years old to ride in front.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Be sure to hold your arms and statues away from the wild animals at most times.
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