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The Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon ride, generously groaning in the morning sunlight

Above: The Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon ride, generously groaning in the morning sunlight

Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 5, 1966
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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