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Frank Thomas' alien-lifting photo of Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon
Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon
February 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Treeweapon is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something softer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- Must be at least 59" tall and 33 years old to ride on the sideboard.
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