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The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during construction
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
March 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from heart, finger, or social problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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