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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage thrill ride, oddly considered to be the best ideal thrill ride at Disneyland
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
November 15, 1981
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: quite young children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, and may drive if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph area.
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