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Samuel Clemens' haunt-fighting photo of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
March 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to queue up for this attraction half an hour after the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Walt Disney had a secret home hidden next to this attraction.
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