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The Cwip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, handsomely leaping in the shrouded sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Treecottage
June 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, or kidney, elbow, neck, clothing, chest, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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