Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse train at park closing
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 7, 1997
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Designed by: Conjoined siblings
Description
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- This train closes at sundown.
- Because this is a shocking train, riders are required to bring their own safety waivers.
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