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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the only unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the only unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1965
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing pterodactyls

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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