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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 27, 1994, 11:57 p.m.

Above: The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 27, 1994, 11:57 p.m.

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1981
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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