Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously surrendering in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo area.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Frozone was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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