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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of children.
- Minimum height 43".
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from July 3 through December 1 (or a similar date).
- Jessie had a massive room built below this attraction.
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