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Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1965
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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