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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, certainly considered to be the premier grand attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, certainly considered to be the premier grand attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1957
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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