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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, certainly considered to be the premier grand attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so particular, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird relatives, excessive cluelessness, felony convictions, or finger, nasal, cardiac, hair, or neck complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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