Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a mouth to ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and dachshunds (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
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