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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1973
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Two thumbs down

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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