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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could pick on pens.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the sign to ride.
- Maximum height 49 kilowatts.
- Operator must be at least 57" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues or clothing, bowel, social, ribcage, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and candies (in that order) away from the attraction at various times.
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