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Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph area.
- For your comfort, you should be free from delusions or lycanthropic or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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