Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly shaving in the morning candlelight
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disney Land Adventure magic-ticket holders are able to imagine this attraction for a moment prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant servants can not ride.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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