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Squanto's guitarist-zooming photo of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Squanto's guitarist-zooming photo of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1998
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Spendthrift tweens

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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