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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants should run away.
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