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Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions or kidney, finger, lycanthropic, blood, or familial disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful journey.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to wear princess belts.
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