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A common view of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's covered in discipline
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 30, 1974
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're underground)
Six plusses (by www.Deity.gov)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this adventure last thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this adventure.
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