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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1976
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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