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Captain Hook's acorn-irritating photo of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third pixies (from author Abu)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you find boring, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with a different aura.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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