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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the only unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction after brunch.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph area.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- The safe navigator was hand made by Mater.
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