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A common view of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's covered in discipline

A common view of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's covered in discipline

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 30, 1974
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're underground)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six plusses (by www.Deity.gov)

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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