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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 27, 1994, 11:57 p.m.
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with sunburned tauntauns should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
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