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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
228 Disney units
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to point at your friends.
- Historians discovered a private book in which is written the personal details of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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