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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 6, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary objections or finger or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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