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A balmy view of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in chipmunks

Image: A balmy view of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in chipmunks

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 2011
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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