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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse experience, wantonly considered to be the worst complex experience at Disneyland

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse experience, wantonly considered to be the worst complex experience at Disneyland

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: October 15, 1962
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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