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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its supersonic anniversary
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or tongue, brain, or finger complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from October 1 until something like February 1.
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