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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its supersonic anniversary

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its supersonic anniversary

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1967
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 125 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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