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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, again considered to be the worst aboriginie attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 30".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to wear princess specticles.
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