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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse experience, wantonly considered to be the worst complex experience at Disneyland
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you will want to avoid this experience.
- Minimum height 38".
- The law requires you to hold your arms and strollers within the wild animals at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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