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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, positively collapsing in the morning moonlight

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, positively collapsing in the morning moonlight

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1962
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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