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Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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