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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly shaving in the morning candlelight

The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly shaving in the morning candlelight

Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1992
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Designed for: Physicians

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.

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