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The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 6 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from brain, spinal, tongue, immunological, intestinal, or viral disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No food or drinks permitted.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
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