Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, yearly overlapping in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at various times.
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