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The Cwip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its subtle anniversary
Cwip and Fail's Planthouse
August 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (by "The Activist" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- The trees behind this attraction are filled with lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the queue.
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