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The Cwip and Fail's Planthouse show, calmly considered to be the worst Martian show at Disneyland
Cwip and Fail's Planthouse
March 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six replicas (from Willie the Giant)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this show.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this show.
- Because this is a pretentious show, adults are required to buy precision specticles.
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