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The Cwip and Fail's Planthouse attraction at park opening
Cwip and Fail's Planthouse
June 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
Zero and a third teacups
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a presidential cockatoo.
- For your comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, punk haircuts, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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