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Bomb Voyage's glass-viewing photo of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Pictured: Bomb Voyage's glass-viewing photo of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1967
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Five magics

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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