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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, July 17, 2008, 8:92 a.m.
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant people won't want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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