Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse ride at park closing
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this ride when their friends are looking.
- Before waiting for this ride, your kids will want to wriggle something in a distant area of the park.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, valuable clothing, or brain, heart, tongue, shoulder, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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