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An innovative view of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in tarps

Pictured: An innovative view of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in tarps

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1977
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Four pirates (by Richard Irvine)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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