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Launchpad Mcquack's balloon-shooting photo of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more demanding.
- Minimum height 39".
- Operator must be at least 62" tall.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions away from the attraction at most times.
- Tigger was once documented riding this attraction.
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