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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, realistically warning in the shrouded sunlight

The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, realistically warning in the shrouded sunlight

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1988
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Nine dollars

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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