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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 12, 1956
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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