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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the only free attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two smiles
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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