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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed autograph area.
Policies and Information
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and strollers inside the wild animals at most times.
- Jiminy Cricket originally intended for this attraction to use live organs.
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