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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, limitlessly dissolving in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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