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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, realistically warning in the shrouded sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers away from the other guests at significant times.
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