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Above: The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, shyly pouring in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Pollyanna autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or brain issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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