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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the best wicked attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the best wicked attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2013
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 101 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten rainbows

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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