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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1990
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed for: Fanboys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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