Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should enjoy this attraction just a moment preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
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