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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, shyly pouring in the fading sunlight

Above: The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, shyly pouring in the fading sunlight

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1965
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for fanboys: Eight Mickeys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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