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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment

The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1970
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: First-time physicians

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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