Massive Langhorneland Attraction Database
Pictured: An innovative view of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Four pirates (by Richard Irvine)
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider dowsing this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 4 years old to ride a second time.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chin, clothing, or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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