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The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, again crooning in the morning sunlight

At right: The Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, again crooning in the morning sunlight

Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1992
Duration: Impossibly short
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 46 minutes by motorcar)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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