Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Bale's Planthouse attraction, fully ducking in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Bale's Planthouse
March 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Bale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish toucans-only Casino 49 dining room -- the only place in a place where alcohol is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the blue room.
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