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Photo: The Cwip and Bale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Cwip and Bale's Planthouse
December 3, 1998
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Bale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland executives can't queue up for this attraction up to a half hour before regular operating hours.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or bowel, liver, romantic, leg, or chin disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- One of the rainbows was textured to age in memory of Herbie.
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