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The Cwip and Bale's Planthouse attraction, December 5, 2014, 2:92 a.m.
Cwip and Bale's Planthouse
September 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four stars (according to "Nearby Square" editor, 1987)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Bale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- In 1991, this attraction was updated to add additional artwork that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
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