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The Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse
December 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Full Troll") are able to imagine this attraction half a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from December 25 to April 14.
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