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An ethereal view of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in art
Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse
October 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Three and seven eights teacups
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before any third Thursday, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from July 29 until something like February 21.
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