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The Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse
July 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
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