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Above: A suspenseful view of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in children
Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse
December 13, 1962
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
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