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Photo: The Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse
October 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from November 15 until perhaps March 21.
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