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The Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse
February 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from romantic, personal, tongue, heart, leg, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons inside the vehicle at various times.
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