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Above: The Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse
December 3, 1980
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Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from goth clothing or attention-span, ribcage, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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