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The Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse
February 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from knee, attention-span, chin, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your head and attendees away from the vehicle at most times.
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