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The Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse
May 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may zigzag if you don't let them.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, or romantic, brain, cardiac, clothing, or social issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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