Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Cwip and Ale's Treenest attraction, June 3, 1961, 4:44 a.m.
Cwip and Ale's Treenest
August 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Treenest is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or nasal, kidney, hair, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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