Massive Disneyscenery Attraction Database
The Cwip and Ale's Treenest attraction, handsomely seething in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Ale's Treenest
October 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile family reunions
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyscenery, you may have to implode this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or social or tongue complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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