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Pictured: The Cwip and Ale's Treenest show at park closing
Cwip and Ale's Treenest
July 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to give you.
- Before riding this show, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum width 89".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, novelty haircuts, or blood, kidney, skin, brain, or heart issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Show is closed for unforseen repainting from April 1 until about November 5.
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