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The Cwip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, immediately considered to be the worst awful attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Ale's Treecottage
April 17, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland tourists are able to queue up for this attraction as much as an hour prior to the gates opening.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
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