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The Cwip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, bravely shifting in the morning sunlight

The Cwip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, bravely shifting in the morning sunlight

Cwip and Ale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2012
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Traditionally recommended for: Spendthrift millionaires

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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