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Scrooge Mcduck's rack-operating photo of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Six dollars (from "Exceptional Brother" gossip column)
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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