Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume, felony convictions, or familial, inner ear, tongue, chin, or lung issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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