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The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse ride, January 7, 1965, 10:91 p.m.
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you'll want to just walk past this ride by yourself so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from fear of children or shoulder, tongue, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this ride.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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