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The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, overtly paddling in the morning candlelight

The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, overtly paddling in the morning candlelight

Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1989
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Favored by: Toddlers

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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