Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Six stars

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

Touring Advice

Information

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.