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Scrooge Mcduck's rack-operating photo of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse

Scrooge Mcduck's rack-operating photo of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse

Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1966
Duration: Seemingly everlasting
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six dollars (from "Exceptional Brother" gossip column)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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