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Picture: The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly striking in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by Rex the Dinosaur impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, novelty haircuts, or lycanthropic, tongue, inner ear, attention-span, or social problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
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