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The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the finest final attraction at DisneyLand
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
February 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seven and two sixteenths smiles
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Contains imported images.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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