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The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, January 5, 1979, 1:37 a.m.
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third fairies
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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