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The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 5, 2009
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No running or snacks permitted.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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