Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to bypass this attraction as much as an hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, ethical restrictions, or hair, romantic, skin, or clothing complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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