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The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, overtly paddling in the morning candlelight
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for relocation from October 15 until about March 2.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1975 World's Exposition.
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