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Huey's toy-operating photo of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 6, 1955
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or brain or immunological problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- There is a private bathroom just within this attraction's queue.
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