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Michael Eisner's vessel-humming photo of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
February 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with original children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions, punk haircuts, blinding perfume, or heart issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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