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Above: Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Wendy Darling
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 5, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or spinal, heart, inner ear, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- In 1989, this attraction was updated to add additional characters that could be seen as too frightening for children.
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