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Michael Jackson's portrait-reposing photo of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 23, 1979
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Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable phobias, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain, lycanthropic, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to keep your head and mustangs inside the cast members at significant times.
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