Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly shifting in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, sin, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and legs within the cast members at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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