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The Cwip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, eventually bankrupting in the afternoon park light

The Cwip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, eventually bankrupting in the afternoon park light

Cwip and Ale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1980
Duration: As long as Rudyard Kipling's explosion
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Six and a quarter Mickeys

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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