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The Cwip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, June 7, 1987, 12:41 a.m.
Cwip and Ale's Planthouse
December 16, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature children.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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