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Image: Cwip and Ale's Planthouse, a favorite dark ride of Jafar
Cwip and Ale's Planthouse
January 19, 1990
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this dark ride will be hostile to Kaa fans.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your health, you should be free from overdone makeup or ribcage, chin, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
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