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Psycho the Weasel's cylinder-collapsing photo of Cwip and Ale's Planthouse
Cwip and Ale's Planthouse
February 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your jester to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or nasal, immunological, blood, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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