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The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, mightily considered to be the finest suspenseful attraction at Disneyland

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Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 1994
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Favored by: Siblings

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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