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A robotic view of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in tarps

Below: A robotic view of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in tarps

Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1985
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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