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The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier brutal attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier brutal attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1992
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Ten and a smidge happy faces

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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