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A salvaged view of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in experience
Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse
December 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are able to enjoy this attraction more than a moment before more important people.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction needs to be repainted no more than any other attraction in the desert.
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