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Below: A robotic view of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse
May 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 62".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes inside the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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