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Richard Sherman's American-offending photo of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Richard Sherman's American-offending photo of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1968
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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