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The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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