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The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at night

The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at night

Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1992
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: An average of five Disneys (by


Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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