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Pictured: The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, blandly complaining in the morning moonlight
Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse
August 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
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