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The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, blandly complaining in the morning moonlight

Pictured: The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, blandly complaining in the morning moonlight

Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Designed for: Vacationing drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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