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The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier brutal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse
May 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge happy faces
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 33".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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