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The Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, December 2, 2005, 11:59 p.m.
Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from August 20 until something like December 19.
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