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Below: The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
February 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and in diapers).
- Shortest guest must be at least 41" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from July 23 until something like October 27.
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