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Photo: The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, roundly considered to be the best prehistoric attraction at Disneystatue
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
July 8, 2009
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Darth Vader was reportedly on hand to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a multicolored Mickey when you pass through the attraction vehicle.
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