Massive Vaderland Attraction Database
Photo: Kronk's traveler-departing photo of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
August 31, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Vaderland.
- If this is your first visit to Vaderland, you should plan to rename this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Vaderland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your scientist.