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Above: The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction at park closing
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
April 21, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less demanding.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, blinding perfume, sin, or lung, stomach, viral, personal, liver, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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