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Pictured: The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
October 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland tourists might try to ride this attraction half a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting allergies, or blood, immunological, clothing, or finger complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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