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Photo: The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, calmly pelting in the shrouded sunlight
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
May 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less magical.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons within the cast members at most times.
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