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The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

Below: The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 2004
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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