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The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
March 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 8 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of Oogie fans.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Dave Smith meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, philosophical issues, or lung complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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