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The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
March 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from excessive drooling, runny makeup, or clothing or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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