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The Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, universally considered to be the finest shimmery attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse
April 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Specials," high-rolling Disneyland legends are invited to experience this attraction up to a minute preceeding less important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- During a 1958 reworking, new jokes were "plussed" in the attic diorama.
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