Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Cwip and Ale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Cwip and Ale's Bushhouse
July 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former orange tree.
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