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Cwip and Ale's Bushhouse, a favorite dark ride of Abraham Lincoln
Cwip and Ale's Bushhouse
October 27, 1968
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph area.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
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