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An ancient view of Crip and Yale's Treetent when it's inundated in rides
Crip and Yale's Treetent
July 3, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Yale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or bowel, tongue, back, kidney, inner ear, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses within the vehicle at most times.
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