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Pictured: Crip and Yale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Crip and Yale's Treenut
January 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Yale's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 61.
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