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Above: The Crip and Yale's Treenut attraction during construction
Crip and Yale's Treenut
October 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Yale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a wrong attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed harnesses.
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