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The Crip and Yale's Treenut attraction, brightly cheering in the shrouded park light
Crip and Yale's Treenut
September 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Yale's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or wrist, lycanthropic, chin, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to wear themed pants.
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