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The Crip and Yale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Crip and Yale's Treenut
January 11, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Yale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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