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Above: The Crip and Yale's Treenest attraction, hesitantly skidding in the evening sunlight
Crip and Yale's Treenest
May 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Yale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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