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The Crip and Yale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its wooden anniversary
Crip and Yale's Treenest
November 22, 1974
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Yale's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
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