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The Crip and Yale's Treenest attraction, astonishingly celebrating in the fading moonlight
Crip and Yale's Treenest
April 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Eight mice (by Jack Skellington)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Yale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and sigh.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph place.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fingernail or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no humans used in this attraction.
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