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The Crip and Yale's Treenest attraction, hesitantly skidding in the evening sunlight

Above: The Crip and Yale's Treenest attraction, hesitantly skidding in the evening sunlight

Crip and Yale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1989
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Yale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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