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The Crip and Yale's Treehovel train during refurbishment
Crip and Yale's Treehovel
August 18, 1978
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Yale's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to go on this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
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