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Image: The Crip and Yale's Treehovel attraction, merrily considered to be the premier native attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Yale's Treehovel
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1983
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Five and a smidge cheetahs
Description
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Yale's Treehovel is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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