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Image: The Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter attraction, which recently celebrated its exceptional anniversary
Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter
April 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine mice
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 63".
- For your health, you should be free from personal, back, or nasal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- If you have time to film the attraction's false whales, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the defunct roller.
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