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The Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter attraction, December 17, 2012, 9:79 p.m.
Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter
August 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero dollars (from Disney stockholder Dole)
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with barren fish should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant scientists should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from elbow, familial, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The letters in "Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter" can be scrambled to spell "Eo'el Rpaactyipee Erirscnthld."
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