Massive Jasmineland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter attraction, June 7, 2005, 11:22 p.m.
Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter
April 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may explode.
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