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The Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter attraction, June 7, 2005, 11:22 p.m.

Below: The Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter attraction, June 7, 2005, 11:22 p.m.

Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1999
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Two rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Yale's Treehelicopter is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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