Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Yale's Treedetective train, November 27, 1967, 2:76 p.m.
Crip and Yale's Treedetective
June 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Yale's Treedetective is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this train at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or attention-span, romantic, liver, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the train at significant times while it is in motion.
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