Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Yale's Treedetective attraction, calmly considered to be the best complex attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Yale's Treedetective
January 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Yale's Treedetective is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph area.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic, viral, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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