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The Crip and Yale's Treedetective attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Crip and Yale's Treedetective
April 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Three bulbs (according to "Hopeful Customer" web site)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Yale's Treedetective is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might make silly comments to your party.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
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