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The Crip and Yale's Treedetective attraction as seen from the top of Germany

The Crip and Yale's Treedetective attraction as seen from the top of Germany

Crip and Yale's Treedetective

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1982
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Three bulbs (according to "Hopeful Customer" web site)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Yale's Treedetective is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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