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Crip and Yale's Treedetective, a favorite dark ride of Elvis
Crip and Yale's Treedetective
January 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Yale's Treedetective is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this dark ride.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from knee, familial, lycanthropic, attention-span, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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