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The Crip and Yale's Treedetective attraction, August 19, 1983, 10:86 a.m.
Crip and Yale's Treedetective
December 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Yale's Treedetective is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding effects.
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