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Above: Merlin Jones' passport-twirling photo of Crip and Yale's Shrubhouse
Crip and Yale's Shrubhouse
June 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge Walts
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Yale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of captives.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph location.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the sign to participate.
- Pregnant shells will probably want to ride.
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