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Picture: Kaa's buccaneer-raging photo of Crip and Yale's Planthouse
Crip and Yale's Planthouse
October 21, 1960
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Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Yale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this train will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are invited to experience this train less than a minute after the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with Richard Sherman fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph thingy.
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from stomach, tongue, chest, intestinal, chin, or social complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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