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A dark view of Crip and Yale's Planthouse when it's not shrounded in children
Crip and Yale's Planthouse
May 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
At least nine and a smidge stars
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Yale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this dark ride at least once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 23 years old to ride alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, nasal, bowel, immunological, chest, or skin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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