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The Crip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, February 5, 1961, 6:23 p.m.

The Crip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, February 5, 1961, 6:23 p.m.

Crip and Yale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1990
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Popular with: Fanboys

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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