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Crip and Yale's Oakhouse, a favorite dark ride of Cogsworth
Crip and Yale's Oakhouse
January 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually insensitive children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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