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The Crip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, February 26, 1988, 11:40 p.m.
Crip and Yale's Oakhouse
July 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The woods visible from this attraction are the realm of homeless former cast members.
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