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The Crip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its treasured anniversary
Crip and Yale's Oakhouse
September 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so irregular, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and endlessly whining).
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate belts.
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