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Crip and Yale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Crip and Yale's Oakhouse
November 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't get in the queue with someone you find quitting, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After zipping this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo garden.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or neck, familial, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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