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The Crip and Yale's Oakhouse train, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary

Above: The Crip and Yale's Oakhouse train, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary

Crip and Yale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 9, 1980
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.

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