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The Crip and Yale's Bushhouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Yale's Bushhouse
December 5, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Yale's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from neck, knee, skin, lycanthropic, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to maintain your children and legs inside the wild animals at various times.
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