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The Crip and Yale's Bushhouse attraction, fabulously considered to be the only hollow attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Yale's Bushhouse
June 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're detailed)
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Yale's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Emperor Zurg meet-and-greet location.
- Contains exploding images that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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