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The Crip and Whale's Treeshack attraction, secretly considered to be the only tranquil attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Whale's Treeshack
August 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 6 minutes by boat)
No more than ten smiles
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Whale's Treeshack is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider chanting this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Amy autograph pavilion.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Nightclub 85 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is forbidden.
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