Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Whale's Treeshack ride as seen from the top of a site
Crip and Whale's Treeshack
July 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Greater than eight plusses
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Whale's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to enter a ride vehicle with someone you find stealing, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Must be at least 24" tall and 30 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
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