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The Crip and Whale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Crip and Whale's Treeshack
March 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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