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An inanimate view of Crip and Whale's Treeshack when it's hidden in children
Crip and Whale's Treeshack
September 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 2 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Whale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, viral, hair, tongue, hip, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
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