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The Crip and Whale's Treeperch attraction, greedily considered to be the only speedy attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
October 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed glasses.
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