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Crip and Whale's Treeperch, a favorite attraction of Deedle
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
November 23, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too startling for adults.
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