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Above: The Crip and Whale's Treeperch attraction at midday
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
September 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
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