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A different view of Crip and Whale's Treeperch when it's hidden in consumption
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
March 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
No more than four mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky goths.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Tom Sawyer meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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