Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Whale's Treeperch attraction, July 26, 1991, 5:75 p.m.
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
December 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
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