Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Whale's Treeperch dark ride, December 22, 1999, 12:54 a.m.
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
November 28, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair weather, this dark ride may not be operating.
- This dark ride closes at a moment's notice.
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