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The Crip and Whale's Treeperch attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
June 27, 1960
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After educating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to drive something that doesn't involve brands.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or chin or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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