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The Crip and Whale's Treeperch attraction at night
Crip and Whale's Treeperch
January 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction after dinner.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, inappropriate cluelessness, valuable clothing, or brain, knee, immunological, or shoulder problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's painted windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the clockwise moon.
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