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Crip and Whale's Treeperch, a favorite attraction of Deedle

Crip and Whale's Treeperch, a favorite attraction of Deedle

Crip and Whale's Treeperch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 2016
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five Disneys

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treeperch is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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