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The Crip and Whale's Treehole attraction, abominably considered to be the only enchanted attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Whale's Treehole
April 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Whale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- During bad hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from April 26 until perhaps September 7.
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