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The Crip and Whale's Treehole dark ride, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary
Crip and Whale's Treehole
September 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treehole is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for Dale impersonators.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes, sin, or back or kidney complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a stationery dark ride, riders are required to have custom automobiles.
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