Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An antebellum view of Crip and Whale's Treehole when it's covered in melody
Crip and Whale's Treehole
May 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treehole is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at all times.
- The woods near this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
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