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The Crip and Whale's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Crip and Whale's Treehole
October 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero magics
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses within the vehicle at all times.
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