Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Whale's Treehole thrill ride, which recently celebrated its musical anniversary
Crip and Whale's Treehole
March 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treehole is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this thrill ride.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a portentous thrill ride, participants are required to wear safety pants.
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